I'm blogging way too much this week, I know. I'm avoiding my house. :)
Lincoln has decided the high chair is awesome. He love to sit in it to eat and draw. Anything he can do in the high chair he does. I won't help him get in and out so he's figured out how to put the tray on himself. Its so silly.
So Lincoln comes to me with his snow boot.
"Mom Look I stepped on some gum and now its on my boot. "
"ewww, bring it here and I'll get it in the garbage."
"no mom, I was just kidding its fine."
"No it has hair and gross dirt on it, you can't.....
He pops it in his mouth and runs off.
Next story (no one tell Lincoln I told you, no one!)
Lincoln yells up to me,
"MOM, HELP I JUST POOPED MY PANTS!"
"What, what? How?"
"I thought it was going to be a big toot, but it was poop and now I pooped my pants! Help me!"
So as only a mother can, I helped him waddle to the bathroom (for some glorious reason he wore boxers that day) to keep the poop from going anywhere.
He was hilarious how he was worried about anyone finding out. "Hurry, lets clean it up before dad gets home."
He makes me laugh everyday, and usually grosses me out two or more times a day.