Wednesday, January 7, 2009

My son

I'm blogging way too much this week, I know. I'm avoiding my house. :)

Lincoln has decided the high chair is awesome. He love to sit in it to eat and draw. Anything he can do in the high chair he does. I won't help him get in and out so he's figured out how to put the tray on himself. Its so silly.

So Lincoln comes to me with his snow boot.
"Mom Look I stepped on some gum and now its on my boot. "
"ewww, bring it here and I'll get it in the garbage."
"no mom, I was just kidding its fine."
"No it has hair and gross dirt on it, you can't.....
He pops it in his mouth and runs off.
GROSS

Next story (no one tell Lincoln I told you, no one!)
Lincoln yells up to me,
"MOM, HELP I JUST POOPED MY PANTS!"

"What, what? How?"

"I thought it was going to be a big toot, but it was poop and now I pooped my pants! Help me!"

So as only a mother can, I helped him waddle to the bathroom (for some glorious reason he wore boxers that day) to keep the poop from going anywhere.

He was hilarious how he was worried about anyone finding out. "Hurry, lets clean it up before dad gets home."

He makes me laugh everyday, and usually grosses me out two or more times a day.

12 comments:

Tad and Liza said...

So funny, good thing he can't read yet, you'd be in real trouble. He is quite a kid!

Michelle said...

:) You promised not to tell anyone :)

And I would like some pictures of him in the high chair.

grandma blair said...

I remember how mad you would get at me if I told my friends some of the cute,funny or gross things you would do. Tell everyone, that is a mothers prerogative. He is way cute too. I love the high chair picture. I should put the one on where he was playing the piano in the high chair.

Anna said...

mom. there is a difference between 4 and 12, 14, 18 and 30.....

Michelle said...

i want to see the highchair piano playing :)

Cindy said...

Funny stuff. Why does this all sound so familiar? Ah yes, I also have a silly 4 year old. :)

Regina said...

Well, my friend informed me once that my son just ran across the street holding his bum. Yah! This was just last summer.

Maria said...

What a cute boy! He's such a smartie and a little character!! Audrey still uses her high chair, too...it's like a rolling tv tray. We like to bring it in the office so she can eat, play with play doh on it, etc while I work! :)

Juannael said...

I think I might have thrown up a little with the gum thing...
He is too cute!!

Le said...

He is hilarious! The chair is cute, the gum is disgusting and the poop is familiar.

red said...

He is adorable. I need a blog to share gross and hilarious stuff!!

Chandie said...

What a funny little boy - aren't kids just the best? Too fun!