First of all, Jared and I had this great idea that we would have a special hot wheels car that Lincoln would have to earn at stake conference by being quiet and listening. I was so excited that we had a plan and he was going to be a great four year old. Within the first 10 min. I knew I was wrong. He was everywhere. And to this day still can not whisper. :) So anyone within oh, 10 rows of us heard him. But I thought I would share some extra fun quotes.
I took him out in the hall to get a drink, after said drink, "Mom, I can not go back in there. I am way too naughty!"
When I told him to sit down: "mom you heard the president, you have to listen to your kid!"
Near the end of the General Authority's talk: "this guy is killing me! I just want to go home."
And just because he knew he had already not earned his car on the way out. "Mom, I just don't like church! I don't like sitting and I don't like the long talks!" I got lots of pity looks as I took my son to the car. He just kept saying it over and over.