L: Mom quick come look! It's a blister outside!!!!
I'm making a rubbing noise on the bed with my foot.
L: What is that, is that you foot. Oh I thought it was a wort hog. :)
A: Lincoln that shirt is too wrinkled to wear
L: Will you just laminate it for me?
L:Do you know what Urine is?
A: Yes, why
L: We just call it pee huh?
L: Who do you think calls it Urine? The President?
A: Probably :)
M: Lincoln, do you want Milk or water?
L: Milk, with ice.
L: C'mon, Mom, you know how I roll.
L: Boom ya!!!
(instead of bouya)
Big crack of thunder
L: Woah!!! I think Jesus just got a strike!